Notre Dame is the highest ranked Big East school on the Forbes' Best College List, coming in at 18. This means that South Bend's students are the biggest dorks in the conference. Congrats to the Irish on their exceptional prowess in Dungeon and Dragons, protractors, pong, and virginity. I also look forward to having one of you as my boss someday.
Here's a look a the rankings
18: Notre Dame: Nerds
47: Georgetown: Still Top-50...still nerds
119: Villanova: I'm sure Jay Wright will screw this ranking up somehow
156: Providence: They're still in the Big East?
207: Syracuse: Ouch, a little low. At least the J-School is Top-5!
210: Connecticut: Just couldn't pass Cuse, could ya?
232: Marquette: You'd think it would be higher. What else are you going to do other than study in Wisconsin, tip a cow?
266: Rutgers: That's about the same as their football ranking
321: DePaul: Hey, they aren't last! Congrats!
336: Pittsburgh: Wait, but Pitt alums keep telling me they're a premier institution.
358: Seton Hall: A low ranking and the schools in New Jersey...bad combo.
403: West Virginia: Whatever, we're good at drinking.
502: St. Johns: Somewhere Chris Mullin is shaking his head
521: Cincinnati: C'mon Cincy, we can't put "The" in front of your name until you crack the Top-500.
561: South Florida: Surprised it's this high.
579: Louisville: Congrats Louisville on being the least nerdiest.
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